{"id":7559,"date":"2020-11-16T08:28:14","date_gmt":"2020-11-16T13:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7559"},"modified":"2020-11-15T16:24:54","modified_gmt":"2020-11-15T21:24:54","slug":"take-that-wig-from-arlo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/take-that-wig-from-arlo\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Take That Wig from Arlo&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Plus, we have tiaras<\/li>\n<li>Your princess of a husband<\/li>\n<li>I stamp hers and she stamps mine<\/li>\n<li>black hair cut rather short<\/li>\n<li>\u201cI am *deeply* involved in the occult,\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 545<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Take that wig from Arlo and put it on yourself,&#8221; Tessa said.<\/p>\n<p>I really didn&#8217;t want to do that. The red hair looked quite sweaty. But I was still under the Tessabot&#8217;s hypnotic control, so I complied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Excellent,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Now you can stand in the Viscount&#8217;s place during the wedding ceremony, so that his family and guests will not become suspicious. The wig should go a long way to disguising you. <em>Plus, we have tiaras<\/em> that we&#8217;re both supposed to wear&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No!&#8221; cried Arlo. &#8220;<em>Your princess of a husband<\/em>-to-be is me, not him! He&#8217;s already married to Fleur! He can&#8217;t marry you as well! I won&#8217;t stand for it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jason,&#8221; Tessa said, &#8220;take the Viscount into the bungalow and shut him up. The guests will be arriving shortly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then she told me the details of the Svenborgian royal wedding rite, and made me memorize them. The most important part is when we exchange passports in place of rings. <em>I stamp hers and she stamps mine<\/em>, and then it&#8217;s official. Though how official a marriage between an already married man and a robot could be was a question I couldn&#8217;t answer.<\/p>\n<p>A man with <em>black hair cut rather short<\/em> approached. <em>&#8220;I am <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">deeply<\/span> involved in the occult,&#8221;<\/em> he said, gesturing to some arcane symbols carved into his short hair. &#8220;And I will be conducting the ceremony today. You&#8217;re looking quite resplendent, Viscount. I&#8217;d been told you were an unattractive man, but I seem to have been misinformed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I still couldn&#8217;t speak, so I nodded as regally as I could without dislodging the sweaty red wig, and continued my furious Goldfishing. I needed to shake Tessa&#8217;s post-hypnotic control.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Plus, we have tiaras Your princess of a husband I stamp hers and she stamps mine black hair cut rather short \u201cI am *deeply* involved in the occult,\u201d Tune in next time part 545\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Take that wig from Arlo and put it on yourself,&#8221; Tessa said. 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