{"id":7530,"date":"2020-10-28T08:55:38","date_gmt":"2020-10-28T12:55:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7530"},"modified":"2020-10-25T20:56:09","modified_gmt":"2020-10-26T00:56:09","slug":"the-tessabot-hauled-off-one-of-viscount-arlos-boots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-tessabot-hauled-off-one-of-viscount-arlos-boots\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tessabot Hauled Off One of Viscount Arlo&#8217;s Boots"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>How delightfully ugly you are<\/li>\n<li>couldn\u2019t hear any sounds inside<\/li>\n<li>gave the metal pole a firm kick<\/li>\n<li>cupped a hand over her mouth<\/li>\n<li>\u201cI\u2019m being misquoted.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 540<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Tessabot hauled off one of Viscount Arlo&#8217;s boots, which were in fact Henry&#8217;s boots, and flung it in our direction. He was apoplectic, but she calmly spoke as she focused on the second boot.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>How delightfully ugly you are<\/em> with only one foot uncovered,&#8221; she lilted. Although her words were clear enough to me, Arlo thrashed and gibbered as if he <em>couldn&#8217;t hear any sounds inside<\/em> his crooked wig. He scrabbled for a handhold and managed to grab the leg of a swingset near the bungalow. Jason jogged out from the front porch and <em>gave the metal pole a firm kick<\/em>, jolting Arlo loose. In that same moment the Tessabot obtained the second boot, but rather than toss it over for Henry she dropped it and <em>cupped a hand over her mouth<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jason, look!&#8221; she exclaimed. &#8220;The viscount has your lyrics tattooed on the sole of his foot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She held the squirming viscount&#8217;s ankle still in her unbreakable grip so Jason could study it. He huffed.<em> &#8220;I&#8217;m being misquoted.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Untrue!&#8221; howled Arlo. &#8220;I was at that wedding! I was there when you rapped those words.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How delightfully ugly you are couldn\u2019t hear any sounds inside gave the metal pole a firm kick cupped a hand over her mouth \u201cI\u2019m being misquoted.\u201d Tune in next time part 540\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments The Tessabot hauled off one of Viscount Arlo&#8217;s boots, which were in fact Henry&#8217;s boots, and flung [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[403],"class_list":["post-7530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7530"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7533,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7530\/revisions\/7533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}