{"id":7495,"date":"2020-10-07T08:13:27","date_gmt":"2020-10-07T12:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7495"},"modified":"2020-10-04T16:16:27","modified_gmt":"2020-10-04T20:16:27","slug":"my-programming-wont-permit-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/my-programming-wont-permit-me\/","title":{"rendered":"My Programming Won&#8217;t Permit Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Not only is he boring and bad at archery<\/li>\n<li>dubiously at his schnitzel<\/li>\n<li>far too spicy for their taste<\/li>\n<li>record-breaking decibel level<\/li>\n<li>my son just won the spelling bee<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 534 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My programming won&#8217;t permit me to answer that question,&#8221; replied the Tessabot. &#8220;At least, not directly. But I can give you hints.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This was totally on-brand for the villainess whose voice was on the self-destruct message.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Not only is he boring and bad at archery<\/em>, but he detests Teutonic cuisine. He once spent a whole state dinner staring <em>dubiously at his schnitzel<\/em>, because it might have contained traces of black pepper and his whole family find that ingredient <em>far too spicy for their taste<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait, is it&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My question was cut off when a new announcement blared from the Tessabot at a <em>record-breaking decibel level<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I interrupt this nefarious scheme,&#8221; the familiar voice tittered deafeningly, &#8220;to let everyone know that <em>my son just won the spelling bee<\/em>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not only is he boring and bad at archery dubiously at his schnitzel far too spicy for their taste record-breaking decibel level my son just won the spelling bee Tune in next time part 534 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;My programming won&#8217;t permit me to answer that question,&#8221; replied the Tessabot. &#8220;At [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-7495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7495"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7502,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7495\/revisions\/7502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}