{"id":7494,"date":"2020-10-05T08:50:19","date_gmt":"2020-10-05T12:50:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7494"},"modified":"2020-10-04T15:21:29","modified_gmt":"2020-10-04T19:21:29","slug":"who-built-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/who-built-you\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Who Built You?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>behind which lurk<\/li>\n<li>just an hour and a half later<\/li>\n<li>resulting fist fight<\/li>\n<li>bought the soundtrack on a cassette tape<\/li>\n<li>barred from the theater for behaving inappropriately<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 533 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Who built you?&#8221; I asked the Tessabot. I wondered whether it was the owner of the all-too-familiar voice on the self-destruct message, or if she was merely the evil facade <em>behind which lurk<\/em>ed an even greater danger.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All I know is that Tallulah built the first Tessabot, and <em>just an hour and a half later<\/em> I was created using the same plans.&#8221; She sucked the bean juice out of another taco. &#8220;Everything she is programmed to do, I do 90 minutes later. The <em>resulting fist fight<\/em>s have taken many people by complete surprise. But who created me, and why, is a mystery.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was the same old song, one I&#8217;d heard many times. So many, in fact, that it was like I&#8217;d <em>bought the soundtrack on a cassette tape<\/em> and memorized it and later got myself <em>barred from the theater for behaving inappropriately<\/em> by trying to start up a Rocky Horror-style floorshow.<\/p>\n<p>I sighed and asked, &#8220;And who are you supposed to be marrying today?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>behind which lurk just an hour and a half later resulting fist fight bought the soundtrack on a cassette tape barred from the theater for behaving inappropriately Tune in next time part 533 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Who built you?&#8221; I asked the Tessabot. I wondered whether it was the owner of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,305,350,403],"class_list":["post-7494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-robot","tag-sister","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7497,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7494\/revisions\/7497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}