{"id":7482,"date":"2020-09-28T08:49:23","date_gmt":"2020-09-28T12:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7482"},"modified":"2020-09-26T15:45:22","modified_gmt":"2020-09-26T19:45:22","slug":"as-i-slid-my-fingers-between-tessas-toes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/as-i-slid-my-fingers-between-tessas-toes\/","title":{"rendered":"As I Slid My Fingers Between Tessa&#8217;s Toes"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>when the sun has gone down and the owls are serenading you<\/li>\n<li>huddling together for warmth<\/li>\n<li>well you *are* drunk<\/li>\n<li>when a woman comes to you in black lingerie<\/li>\n<li>proper use of grenade launchers<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 531 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>As I slid my fingers between Tessa&#8217;s toes in search of the manual override switches, she giggled and tried to jerk her feet away. I had to grab her by the ankle to hold her foot still, and at last found the first switch. As I depressed it, Tessa shrieked with laughter and collapsed, winding up on her bottom on the floor in a poofy ocean of white satin. I quickly found the corresponding switch on her other foot. As soon as I depressed it, Tessa&#8217;s mirth switched off. She leaned forward and took my face in her hands. She said, &#8220;Tonight,\u00a0<em>when the sun has gone down and the owls are serenading you<\/em>, and you and your lover are <em>huddling together for warmth<\/em> under the stars and the moon and the owlsong, promise you will call your brother and tell him I love him, Jason. Promise me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you love him, why are you marrying someone else?&#8221; I lisped. &#8220;And if you were a robot, where would your self-destruct override switches be?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Well you <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">are<\/span> drunk<\/em>, I do declare!&#8221; Tessa huffed. She sat back and said, &#8220;Would you even know what to do <em>when a woman comes to you in black lingerie<\/em> and offers to teach you the <em>proper use of grenade launchers<\/em>?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Who&#8217;s asking?&#8221; I said. It seemed like a code phrase, but it wasn&#8217;t one I recognized.<\/p>\n<p>Tessa slipped her wedding dress strap off her shoulder, exposing a black bra.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>when the sun has gone down and the owls are serenading you huddling together for warmth well you *are* drunk when a woman comes to you in black lingerie proper use of grenade launchers Tune in next time part 531 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments As I slid my fingers between Tessa&#8217;s toes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,341,305,403],"class_list":["post-7482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clothes","tag-robot","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7482"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7487,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7482\/revisions\/7487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}