{"id":7431,"date":"2020-08-31T08:44:03","date_gmt":"2020-08-31T12:44:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7431"},"modified":"2020-08-30T19:37:54","modified_gmt":"2020-08-30T23:37:54","slug":"the-women-continued-on-without-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-women-continued-on-without-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The Women Continued on Without Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>a very acceptable person as far as we were concerned<\/li>\n<li>at the top of their lungs<\/li>\n<li>doing a weird semi run waddle<\/li>\n<li>my head whirled in dizziness<\/li>\n<li>I am a full-on karaoke person<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 523 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The women continued on without me. I stumbled to my feet and found Heinrich proffering a garden hose, which I used to rinse off. As I sat in the sun to dry off, Heinrich said, &#8220;Svetlana and I are in the market for a third, and Marnie was <em>a very acceptable person as far as we were concerned<\/em>. She&#8217;s petite enough that she&#8217;ll fit in the harness with Svetlana.&#8221; He gave me a wry look. &#8220;Assuming you didn&#8217;t just get one or both of them pregnant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I had nothing to say to that, which was fine because the women announced their own umbrellas&#8217; inversions <em>at the top of their lungs<\/em> and anything I said would have been lost in the erotic cacophony.<\/p>\n<p>As I dressed, Heinrich readied the hose again and went around the hedge<em> doing a weird semi run waddle<\/em>, with his half-removed bear suit dragging behind him. I wanted to leave before they came back, but couldn&#8217;t remember if I was supposed to be gathering information from them. When I tried to piece together the numerous conspiracies I was surrounded by, <em>my head whirled in dizziness<\/em>. Deciding that if I left I would only invite more chaos into my life, I stayed put.<\/p>\n<p>From far away in the garden I heard the thumping beat of YMCA. You might not know this about me, but <em>I am a full-on karaoke person<\/em>, and few songs get me as jazzed as that disco classic. I jumped to my feet and got ready to sing.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a very acceptable person as far as we were concerned at the top of their lungs doing a weird semi run waddle my head whirled in dizziness I am a full-on karaoke person Tune in next time part 523 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments The women continued on without me. I stumbled to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,182,403],"class_list":["post-7431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-sex","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7431"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7435,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7431\/revisions\/7435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}