{"id":7356,"date":"2020-07-27T16:46:15","date_gmt":"2020-07-27T20:46:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7356"},"modified":"2020-07-27T16:46:15","modified_gmt":"2020-07-27T20:46:15","slug":"ahem-brady-said-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/ahem-brady-said-again\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Ahem,&#8221; Brady Said Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>here\u2019s the deal, Marnie<\/li>\n<li>throwing himself passionately on his knees before her<\/li>\n<li>in a way that isn\u2019t platonic<\/li>\n<li>with each passing day<\/li>\n<li>music upon the air<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 513 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ahem,&#8221; Brady said again. &#8220;Nurse Marnie. Ahem.&#8221; When she continued to ignore him and pretend to kiss me, he said, &#8220;<em>Here&#8217;s the deal, Marnie<\/em>. I need you to stop kissing Dr Thunderboom. We have a meeting.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Marnie!&#8221; cried Kabbadan Scrim. &#8220;Marnie Glockenspiel! I haven&#8217;t seen you since you left the Paradiddle Tap Academy!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Marnie whispered, &#8220;Help me. He&#8217;s obsessed,&#8221; before turning to face Scrim.<\/p>\n<p>The head of the League of Tap Dancers got a rapturous look on his face, and did something that resembled <em>throwing himself passionately on his knees before her<\/em>, but since his knees didn&#8217;t bend he wound up on the floor<em> in a way that isn&#8217;t platonic<\/em>, supporting himself on his hands like a trained seal. Even from behind I could see Marnie cringe.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I worried more and more <em>with each passing day<\/em> that you didn&#8217;t return to Paradiddle,&#8221; Scrim whined. &#8220;You and I had something together, something special, something that was like <em>music upon the air<\/em>, and I knew that you would never simply shuffle-ball-change away from it. Away from us. And now I&#8217;ve found you! At long last!&#8221; He bellycrawled forward to the edge of the fountain. &#8220;What on Earth is that dastardly weathermonger doing to you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>here\u2019s the deal, Marnie throwing himself passionately on his knees before her in a way that isn\u2019t platonic with each passing day music upon the air Tune in next time part 513 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Ahem,&#8221; Brady said again. &#8220;Nurse Marnie. Ahem.&#8221; When she continued to ignore him and pretend to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[180,454],"class_list":["post-7356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-seduction","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7356"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7360,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7356\/revisions\/7360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}