{"id":7333,"date":"2020-07-13T14:32:12","date_gmt":"2020-07-13T18:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7333"},"modified":"2020-07-13T14:32:12","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T18:32:12","slug":"brady-snapped-his-fingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/brady-snapped-his-fingers\/","title":{"rendered":"Brady Snapped his Fingers"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>led from the room by a pretty nurse<\/li>\n<li>\u201cStill?\u201d<\/li>\n<li>another great splash<\/li>\n<li>it tickles<\/li>\n<li>time is not on our side<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 509 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Brady snapped his fingers and I was <em>led from the room by a pretty nurse<\/em> who entered through the stone door. On the other side of that gaping entry was a lush garden with a fountain full of splashing fish in the center. I recognized it and my legs wobbled. &#8220;Slow down, Brady,&#8221; I said. &#8220;I&#8217;m woozy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Still?&#8221;<\/em> he sneered.<\/p>\n<p>Something in the fountain gave <em>another great splash<\/em>. Maybe it wasn&#8217;t a fish at all&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I took a lot of darts,&#8221; I said, playing up my disorientation. &#8220;And I spent a long time in the thin air of the Paradoxica Mountains. Down here there&#8217;s so much oxygen <em>it tickles<\/em> my lungs and brain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well get your shit together,&#8221; Brady said as he directed the nurse to seat me in the fountain. &#8220;The mimes have signed a treaty with the League of Tap Dancers, and <em>time is not on our side<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>led from the room by a pretty nurse \u201cStill?\u201d another great splash it tickles time is not on our side Tune in next time part 509 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Brady snapped his fingers and I was led from the room by a pretty nurse who entered through the stone door. On [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,112,403],"class_list":["post-7333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-mime","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7333"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7337,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7333\/revisions\/7337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}