{"id":7262,"date":"2020-06-03T08:35:51","date_gmt":"2020-06-03T12:35:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7262"},"modified":"2020-05-30T22:04:14","modified_gmt":"2020-05-31T02:04:14","slug":"and-why-are-you-barefoot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/and-why-are-you-barefoot\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;And Why Are You Barefoot?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>\u201cThere was, like, a big puddle.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>It is a crepuscular melange<\/li>\n<li>questionably fashionable folk costumes<\/li>\n<li>and octopus finger<\/li>\n<li>no need to dress up<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 498\u00a0<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And why are you barefoot?&#8221; John demanded of Troy.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;There was, like, a big puddle.&#8221;<\/em> Several seconds passed in silence before Troy continued. &#8220;So, like, my yeti feet got all wet. I wouldn&#8217;t have walked through it, but I needed to take the shortcut so I wouldn&#8217;t miss the crepes suzettes. The ninja union gets these guys really good craft services, especially for breakfast. I saw the descrtiption of it posted in the breakroom &#8212; &#8216;<em>It is a crepuscular melange<\/em> of sweetness to greet the dawn.&#8217; But you have to be near the front of the line to get any.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Two million two thousand two hundred and twenty!&#8221; John yelled. To Troy he said, &#8220;These renegade garrisons and their <em>questionably fashionable folk costumes<\/em>. The fur is simply impractical.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s great for keeping warm in the snow,&#8221; Troy disagreed amicably. &#8220;The catering for lunch is good, too. Stuffed pork wings <em>and octopus finger<\/em>s.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Shut up about the food,&#8221; John snapped. &#8220;Let&#8217;s just finish this job and go home, and there&#8217;ll be <em>no need to dress up<\/em> like creepy alpine apes anymore.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I might stick with it,&#8221; Troy said, using his left foot to scratch his right ankle.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThere was, like, a big puddle.\u201d It is a crepuscular melange questionably fashionable folk costumes and octopus finger no need to dress up Tune in next time part 498\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;And why are you barefoot?&#8221; John demanded of Troy. &#8220;There was, like, a big puddle.&#8221; Several seconds passed in silence [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-7262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7262"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7268,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7262\/revisions\/7268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}