{"id":7140,"date":"2020-04-01T08:42:24","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T12:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7140"},"modified":"2020-04-01T12:47:22","modified_gmt":"2020-04-01T16:47:22","slug":"i-really-have-to-object","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-really-have-to-object\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I Really Have To Object&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>shaped like natural birds<\/li>\n<li>tight-pressed against her bosom<\/li>\n<li>vibrating sensuously<\/li>\n<li>party where I met Jim<\/li>\n<li>take out his penis at his desk<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 480<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I really have to object,&#8221; I huffed. Oksana narrowed her eyes, so I rolled mine. Of course I was going to acquiesce, but just as Jason would I needed to drag things out a bit. For dramatic effect.<\/p>\n<p>As I hiked up my coat and the vest with the silver buttons so she could inspect my lower back, I was a little nervous. The scars at the base of my spine were <em>shaped like natural birds<\/em>, and I hoped she&#8217;d decide they passed. After a minute she harrumphed, so I straightened up and turned to face her. She still had her phone out, <em>tight-pressed against her bosom<\/em>. Her expression was unreadable. Just as she seemed about to speak, she got a call. Her phone&#8217;s buzzing distracted her, leaving her <em>vibrating sensuously<\/em> along with it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aren&#8217;t you going to answer that?&#8221; I wisecracked. Her quivering little smile reminded me of the <em>party where I met Jim<\/em>&#8216;s longest-term girlfriend, Roxie. Roxie stood out in my memory, because she became my stalker and targeted me for carnal ambush from time to time. A man tends to remember a woman who liked to <em>take out his penis at his desk<\/em>, which she&#8217;d been hiding underneath. (Underneath the desk, obviously.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What was that, Roxie?&#8221; I muttered.<\/p>\n<p>Oksana and Jim each shot me a sharp look.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>shaped like natural birds tight-pressed against her bosom vibrating sensuously party where I met Jim take out his penis at his desk Tune in next time part 480\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;I really have to object,&#8221; I huffed. Oksana narrowed her eyes, so I rolled mine. Of course I was going to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-7140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7140"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7149,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7140\/revisions\/7149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}