{"id":7133,"date":"2020-03-25T08:30:53","date_gmt":"2020-03-25T12:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7133"},"modified":"2020-03-24T22:06:42","modified_gmt":"2020-03-25T02:06:42","slug":"its-time-to-get-you-presentable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/its-time-to-get-you-presentable\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;It&#8217;s Time to Get You Presentable&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>wear that light blue sports jacket with your cream-colored trousers<\/li>\n<li>conceal her nudity from strangers<\/li>\n<li>her temperamental, boundaryless sidekick<\/li>\n<li>has a urologist on call<\/li>\n<li>opens the umbrella, but that\u2019s not going to work<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 478<\/strong><strong> \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s time to get you presentable,&#8221; Oksana said. &#8220;We&#8217;re giving you a sort of dissipated restauranteur look, so you&#8217;ll <em>wear that light blue sports jacket with your cream-colored trousers<\/em>. Why are you still on the floor? Get up! Oh.&#8221; She paused and unlocked his restraints, producing a key from an impossible pocket in the taut white fur jumpsuit she had chosen as a way to <em>conceal her nudity from strangers<\/em>. &#8220;Now, hurry up and get dressed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jim made his odd, keening bird call again as he donned the garments Oksana accepted from <em>her temperamental, boundaryless sidekick<\/em> yeti. It&#8217;s costume was quite obviously too tight, especially in certain key zones. &#8220;I hope he <em>has a urologist on call<\/em>,&#8221; I muttered.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone froze. Dammit, I thought, I know how much my voice resonates in caverns and tunnels! I stayed still as Oksana used hand gestures to direct her furry minions in their search. I was doomed to be found. My stillness was like a man with an umbrella who steps into an avalanche, then <em>opens the umbrella, but that&#8217;s not going to work<\/em>. I had only seconds to come up with a plan, with both my life and my brother&#8217;s hanging in the balance.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wear that light blue sports jacket with your cream-colored trousers conceal her nudity from strangers her temperamental, boundaryless sidekick has a urologist on call opens the umbrella, but that\u2019s not going to work Tune in next time part 478 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;It&#8217;s time to get you presentable,&#8221; Oksana said. &#8220;We&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403,534],"class_list":["post-7133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-yeti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7133"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7137,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7133\/revisions\/7137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}