{"id":7082,"date":"2020-02-26T08:28:03","date_gmt":"2020-02-26T13:28:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7082"},"modified":"2020-02-25T20:33:59","modified_gmt":"2020-02-26T01:33:59","slug":"jims-bump-and-grind-routine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/jims-bump-and-grind-routine\/","title":{"rendered":"Jim&#8217;s Bump and Grind Routine"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>not a fan of hand-me-down underpants<\/li>\n<li>That made him laugh.<\/li>\n<li>in bridal garb<\/li>\n<li>\u201cDIY or die\u201d<\/li>\n<li>produce a child if they could<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 470 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jim&#8217;s bump and grind routine was becoming undignified. To Oksana he said, &#8220;I&#8217;m <em>not a fan of hand-me-down underpants<\/em>, as a rule, but for you I&#8217;d make an exception.&#8221; I caught the contralto warble of her voice but couldn&#8217;t tell what she was saying in reply. Then she gave a little shimmy in her seat. <em>That made him laugh.<\/em> &#8220;At this rate you&#8217;ll have me <em>in bridal garb<\/em> by sundown,&#8221; Jim chided in his Southern-fried cadences.<\/p>\n<p>Oksana&#8217;s painted nails snagged the waistband of Jim&#8217;s leather pants. The stitching held as she drew him nearer, which I found moderately surprising given his infamous <em>&#8220;DIY or die&#8221;<\/em> mentality and feeble sewing skills.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Leave us,&#8221; Oksana said clearly in a husky voice, and the ninja-yeti dutifully donned their costume heads and trooped out the passageway, trudging right past me.<\/p>\n<p>One of them muttered to his companion, &#8220;I knew those two would try to <em>produce a child if they could<\/em> get a few minutes alone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>not a fan of hand-me-down underpants That made him laugh. in bridal garb \u201cDIY or die\u201d produce a child if they could Tune in next time part 470 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Jim&#8217;s bump and grind routine was becoming undignified. To Oksana he said, &#8220;I&#8217;m not a fan of hand-me-down underpants, as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-7082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7082"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7087,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7082\/revisions\/7087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}