{"id":7069,"date":"2020-02-17T17:51:24","date_gmt":"2020-02-17T22:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7069"},"modified":"2020-02-17T17:51:24","modified_gmt":"2020-02-17T22:51:24","slug":"i-led-my-yodelers-into-the-teeth-of-the-blizzard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-led-my-yodelers-into-the-teeth-of-the-blizzard\/","title":{"rendered":"I Led My Yodelers into the Teeth of the Blizzard"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>creating different shadows<\/li>\n<li>shoes I never want to walk a mile in<\/li>\n<li>silver-haired former yacht builder<\/li>\n<li>heavy gold watch chain<\/li>\n<li>with a great deal of giggling and modesty<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 467 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I led my yodelers into the teeth of the blizzard. Their headlamps didn&#8217;t do much to light our way, <em>creating different shadows<\/em> every second as the shifting winds threw the snow around.<\/p>\n<p>Contrarian mountaineering boots are made of wood and lined with fur. They are<em> shoes I never want to walk a mile in<\/em> on flat ground, but they are quite warm. I made a mental note to, upon my return to Enigma Fortress, dictate a letter of appreciation to the <em>silver-haired former yacht builder<\/em> who took up cobbling in his retirement at the behest of the Warlord, and now uses his boatbuilding skills to construct the cozy footwear of the Mountain Garrisons.<\/p>\n<p>Soon our way was practically vertical. I made great use of the ice axe that dangled between my legs on a <em>heavy gold watch chain<\/em>. My yodelers complimented my climbing technique, which I&#8217;d learned from John, who learned it during his childhood at the Tibetan monastery. They kept praising me, really going overboard with it until, <em>with a great deal of giggling and modesty<\/em>, I taught them my secret axe-wielding maneuver.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>creating different shadows shoes I never want to walk a mile in silver-haired former yacht builder heavy gold watch chain with a great deal of giggling and modesty Tune in next time part 467 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments I led my yodelers into the teeth of the blizzard. Their headlamps didn&#8217;t do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403,238],"class_list":["post-7069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7069"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7072,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7069\/revisions\/7072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}