{"id":6932,"date":"2019-12-11T08:43:49","date_gmt":"2019-12-11T13:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=6932"},"modified":"2019-12-09T21:16:39","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T02:16:39","slug":"william-penn-xii-rolled-off-the-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/william-penn-xii-rolled-off-the-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"William Penn XII Rolled Off The Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>\u201cThanks for a very interesting evening,\u201d<\/li>\n<li>The merchant, the lover, the wife, the widow, the mother, the schoolboy<\/li>\n<li>stubborn at first, she eventually<\/li>\n<li>I super-duper love it.<\/li>\n<li>it was a beautiful thing<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 448 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>William Penn XII rolled off the bed as soon as he noticed his wife watching us from the doorway. <em>&#8220;Thanks for a very interesting evening,&#8221;<\/em> he said as he hunted for his boxers, apparently having forgotten he hadn&#8217;t been wearing any. He did locate his hat.<\/p>\n<p>YoYo sat up and began laying tarot cards out on the blankets.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where were you hiding those?&#8221; I asked, but she ignored me. She recited as the spread filled in, &#8220;<em>The merchant, the lover, the wife, the widow, the mother, the schoolboy<\/em>, the usurper&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ahem,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Maybe that can wait?&#8221; But YoYo kept adding cards and announcing their embarrassing implications while Yesterday sternly watched her husband putting on his cape. &#8220;Really, just pause your reading. Please!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Being <em>stubborn at first, she eventually<\/em> did stop after saying &#8220;the man-whore&#8221; in a suggestive tone of voice. William and Yesterday left at last.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What do you think of this layout?&#8221; YoYo asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s great,&#8221; I said. &#8220;<em>I super duper love it.<\/em>&#8221; And in truth <em>it was a beautiful thing<\/em>. Contrarian tarot are always very ornate.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThanks for a very interesting evening,\u201d The merchant, the lover, the wife, the widow, the mother, the schoolboy stubborn at first, she eventually I super-duper love it. it was a beautiful thing Tune in next time part 448 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments William Penn XII rolled off the bed as soon as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-6932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6932"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6938,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6932\/revisions\/6938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}