{"id":6931,"date":"2019-12-09T08:43:48","date_gmt":"2019-12-09T13:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=6931"},"modified":"2019-12-15T12:18:08","modified_gmt":"2019-12-15T17:18:08","slug":"the-following-hours-were-a-blur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-following-hours-were-a-blur\/","title":{"rendered":"The Following Hours Were a Blur"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the way you remember a bird pooping into your open mouth<\/li>\n<li>ended in the anticlimactic dishonor of<\/li>\n<li>not as if she were working at Olive Garden<\/li>\n<li>normally wash your shoes<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m your dentist<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 447 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The following hours were a blur. I remember William saying, &#8220;<em>I&#8217;m your dentist<\/em>. Now open up.&#8221; And later YoYo said &#8220;You&#8217;d <em>normally wash your shoes<\/em> after something like that, but you&#8217;re not wearing any.&#8221; I contemplated tipping YoYo, but decided not to since it was <em>not as if she were working at Olive Garden<\/em> as a waitress.<\/p>\n<p>The whole thing <em>ended in the anticlimactic dishonor of<\/em> being walked in on by Yesterday shortly after the mushrooms wore off and the three of us collapsed exhausted. I will remember that tryst <em>the way you remember a bird pooping into your open mouth<\/em>: a messy, slightly berry-flavored surprise.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the way you remember a bird pooping into your open mouth ended in the anticlimactic dishonor of not as if she were working at Olive Garden normally wash your shoes I\u2019m your dentist Tune in next time part 447 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments The following hours were a blur. I remember William [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,182,403],"class_list":["post-6931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-sex","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6931"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6949,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6931\/revisions\/6949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}