{"id":6910,"date":"2019-11-25T08:32:01","date_gmt":"2019-11-25T13:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=6910"},"modified":"2019-11-24T22:05:55","modified_gmt":"2019-11-25T03:05:55","slug":"you-know-what-they-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/you-know-what-they-say\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;You Know What They Say&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>alcohol on his breath<\/li>\n<li>in a complicated twist<\/li>\n<li>If you want to do threesomes<\/li>\n<li>Yes, it&#8217;s that kind of place<\/li>\n<li>scientific proof that mustaches<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 443 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know what they say,&#8221; William said.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t, but the<em> alcohol on his breath<\/em> was probably answer enough to my query. His knickers were <em>in a complicated twist<\/em> due to handing his wife over to me to impregnate, so he&#8217;d gotten tipsy on the finest Paradoxical rotgut. Never ascribe to nefariousness that which is adequately explained by drunkenness.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Has the Scampering commenced?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;Or are they waiting for me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re waiting.&#8221; William led me into the corridor, then said over his shoulder, &#8220;Yesterday enjoyed herself with you. <em>If you want to do threesomes<\/em> with us, she&#8217;s interested. And I&#8217;m okay with it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I know you&#8217;re thinking, &#8216;Isn&#8217;t Enigma Fortress a military facility? Is it really the kind of place where such sexual shenanigans occur?&#8217; and I am here to assure you:\u00a0<em>Yes, it&#8217;s that kind of place<\/em>. As are most Contrarian places.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll consider it,&#8221; I said, with no intention of following through.<\/p>\n<p>As we reached the door to the snowy courtyard, William said, &#8220;While she awaits a positive pregnancy test, Yesterday is in the laboratory, continuing her quest for <em>scientific proof that mustaches<\/em> make excellent disguises.&#8221; He dropped a theatrical wink. &#8220;Enjoy the Scampering.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>alcohol on his breath in a complicated twist If you want to do threesomes Yes, it&#8217;s that kind of place scientific proof that mustaches Tune in next time part 443 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;You know what they say,&#8221; William said. I didn&#8217;t, but the alcohol on his breath was probably answer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[330,91,403],"class_list":["post-6910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-alcohol","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6910"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6912,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6910\/revisions\/6912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}