{"id":6892,"date":"2019-11-18T08:40:30","date_gmt":"2019-11-18T13:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=6892"},"modified":"2019-11-17T22:07:03","modified_gmt":"2019-11-18T03:07:03","slug":"my-new-uniform","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/my-new-uniform\/","title":{"rendered":"My New Uniform"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>red liquid everywhere<\/li>\n<li>delicate jets of water<\/li>\n<li>in a way that cannot be ignored<\/li>\n<li>indulging in the luxury<\/li>\n<li>between his eyes was a crescent shaped cut<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 441 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My new uniform was truly a thing to behold. It was white, except for vivid crimson streaks in the crotch area. I looked closer and saw that the pants were embroidered with a sort of sunburst design that to my eye looked like <em>red liquid everywhere<\/em>, like a glass of wine had been spilled on the pristine cloth.<\/p>\n<p>The epaulets had, in place of the brass squirrels of my old uniform, golden squirrels looking skyward, with sprays of diamonds above their mouths like <em>delicate jets of water<\/em> in tiny fountains. The diamonds chimed together at the slightest movement <em>in a way that cannot be ignored<\/em>, announcing my presence and demanding attention.<\/p>\n<p>In place of sensible shoes, I had been provided knee-high fur boots with a slightly raised heel.<\/p>\n<p>As there were no other clothes in my chambers, I donned the uniform and discovered that the entire thing was lined in fur. I spent a few hours <em>indulging in the luxury<\/em> of all that warm softness, until there was a knock on my door.<\/p>\n<p>I opened it to find my brother-in-law William Penn XII. He looked like he&#8217;d been in a fight. \u00a0His clothes were rumpled, and <em>between his eyes was a crescent shaped cut<\/em>. And his lips were coated with a blindingly bright shade of neon green lipstick.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>red liquid everywhere delicate jets of water in a way that cannot be ignored indulging in the luxury between his eyes was a crescent shaped cut Tune in next time part 441 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments My new uniform was truly a thing to behold. It was white, except for vivid crimson [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,341,403],"class_list":["post-6892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clothes","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6892"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6895,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6892\/revisions\/6895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}