{"id":6826,"date":"2019-10-09T08:42:55","date_gmt":"2019-10-09T12:42:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=6826"},"modified":"2019-10-07T21:11:55","modified_gmt":"2019-10-08T01:11:55","slug":"well-lets-hear-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/well-lets-hear-it\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Well, Let&#8217;s Hear It&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>even the violinists<\/li>\n<li>insisted that he call his attorney<\/li>\n<li>It wasn\u2019t natural.<\/li>\n<li>as if he had touched a Leyden jar.<\/li>\n<li>over her tight white elastic panties<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 430 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, let&#8217;s hear it,&#8221; I said before I thought things through.\u00a0Yolanda the Yodeler commenced delivering the message at full volume, sending the poor fox scurrying under the bed.<\/p>\n<p>The urgent message stated, &#8220;Isolde hasn&#8217;t seen Harry in three days, ever since the incident at the cotillion. Most of the orchestra side with Harry, and <em>even the violinists insisted that he call his attorney<\/em>. But Harry&#8217;s attorney vanished last winter during a blizzard of duct tape. Everyone agrees our enemies had something to do with that storm. <em>It wasn&#8217;t natural.<\/em> The Minister of Trapeze caught one of the flakes on his tongue and jumped <em>as if he had touched a Leyden jar.<\/em> Thus you must abandon your post in the Paradoxica Mountains and return to the capital to act as Harry&#8217;s lawyer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is that all?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>YoYo nodded. A sly smile made itself comfy on her face like a cat stretching out for a nap as she posed to call my attention to the non-regulation jeans she wore <em>over her tight white elastic panties<\/em> that I remembered from our time aboard the zeppelin (which were regulation in every way).<\/p>\n<p>The fox poked its head out from under the bed and whimpered at me.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>even the violinists insisted that he call his attorney It wasn\u2019t natural. as if he had touched a Leyden jar. over her tight white elastic panties Tune in next time part 430 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Well, let&#8217;s hear it,&#8221; I said before I thought things through.\u00a0Yolanda the Yodeler commenced delivering the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[403],"class_list":["post-6826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6826"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6830,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6826\/revisions\/6830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}