{"id":6675,"date":"2019-07-22T08:35:00","date_gmt":"2019-07-22T12:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=6675"},"modified":"2019-07-14T17:30:11","modified_gmt":"2019-07-14T21:30:11","slug":"unlike-my-twin-who-was-americas-1-wedding-rapper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/unlike-my-twin-who-was-americas-1-wedding-rapper\/","title":{"rendered":"Unlike My Twin, Who Was America&#8217;s #1 Wedding Rapper"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>disliked attending weddings<\/li>\n<li>invited a tyrant<\/li>\n<li>the scent of roses<\/li>\n<li>you never know when something like that could be true<\/li>\n<li>need a longer snake<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 407 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Unlike my twin, who was America&#8217;s #1 wedding rapper, I <em>disliked attending weddings<\/em>. I avoided them whenever I could, and there were many times I wished I could have avoided my own, since it <em>invited a tyrant<\/em> of a father-in-law into my life. Fleur and I had married at the White House, and <em>the scent of roses<\/em> always reminded me of those long, long days of Contrarian ceremony in the Rose Garden with the Warlord glowering at me. I bring this up to illustrate how different Jason and I were on a fundamental level. I tried to explain to Tatiana that while the stars might think I was a suitable substitute, she really ought to think things over before jumping into parenthood with me. I ended my speech with, &#8220;There are so many cautionary tales about evil twins, and <em>you never know when something like that could be true<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But she just smiled at me and said, &#8220;You&#8217;re both evil in your own way, and right now I just need your DNA.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;d speechified, Myndilynn had somehow gotten Mingus off the crystal throne, leaving it free. They stood off to the side, both nodding coquettishly. Tatiana began a short, sultry strip tease that quickly got my attention. By the end of it we were both nude. She reached for my Little General and said, &#8220;It looks like I don&#8217;t <em>need a longer snake<\/em> charmer&#8217;s dance. Shall we?&#8221; And she seated me on the throne and climbed atop.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>disliked attending weddings invited a tyrant the scent of roses you never know when something like that could be true need a longer snake Tune in next time part 407 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Unlike my twin, who was America&#8217;s #1 wedding rapper, I disliked attending weddings. 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