{"id":638,"date":"2012-11-19T08:21:53","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T13:21:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=638"},"modified":"2013-12-31T18:29:33","modified_gmt":"2013-12-31T23:29:33","slug":"can-i-help-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/can-i-help-you\/","title":{"rendered":"“Can I Help You?”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. \"byCharacter – not-so-handy man<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Setting – the lost and found<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. Object – entrails<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. Situation – missing spectacles<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    “Can I help you?”<\/p>\n

    Jerry squinted at the woman behind the counter. “I lost my glasses.”<\/p>\n

    She just stood there. Jerry squinted again. She looked horrified.<\/p>\n

    “Look lady, I’m in a bit of a hurry. I was trying to build my kids a tree-house<\/span>, but without my glasses something went wrong with the circular saw.” Jerry shifted his grip on his gaping gut and shoved a loop of intestines back inside. “I tried to close it up with a staple gun, but I don’t think it’s gonna hold. I need to get to the doctor. Do you have my glasses or not?”<\/p>\n

    The woman fainted. Great.<\/p>\n

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    Character – not-so-handy man Setting – the lost and found Object – entrails Situation – missing spectacles “Can I help you?” Jerry squinted at the woman behind the counter. “I lost my glasses.” She just stood there. Jerry squinted again. She looked horrified. “Look lady, I’m in a bit of a hurry. I was trying […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[318,4],"tags":[156,187,117],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-four-elements-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-blood","tag-doctor","tag-entrails"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1855,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions\/1855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}