{"id":6242,"date":"2019-02-20T08:21:47","date_gmt":"2019-02-20T13:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=6242"},"modified":"2019-02-18T20:48:14","modified_gmt":"2019-02-19T01:48:14","slug":"planting-kisses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/planting-kisses\/","title":{"rendered":"Planting Kisses"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>hold your *own* hand for a change<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ll let you see it if you want to<\/li>\n<li>with a long-lost sister<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhat poem?\u201d<\/li>\n<li>applying his left thumb<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 364 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Planting kisses all over the woman&#8217;s body seemed a good pretext for getting a look at her ass, where Tessa sported a cybernetic unicorn tattoo. But, my carnal companion twisted and shimmied and always kept me from obtaining more than a tiny glimpse of her ink. There was something there&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Say, why not <em>hold your *own* hand for a change<\/em>?&#8221; she scolded playfully, guiding my grip toward something that was definitely not my hand. &#8220;You&#8217;re after my butt, aren&#8217;t you?&#8221; she said with a giggle. &#8220;<em>I&#8217;ll let you see it if you want to<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course I want to,&#8221; I purred.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s just, you&#8217;re going to be surprised when I show you, and I don&#8217;t want that to ruin the moment.&#8221; And without further ado, she flipped over. The tattoo was a bio-mechanical unicorn spewing rainbows, but it was facing the wrong direction. &#8220;Don&#8217;t stop now,&#8221; this temptress said. So I didn&#8217;t. There must be a special term for a man who so eagerly gratifies himself <em>with a long-lost sister<\/em> of the woman he claims to love, and I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s unflattering. At that moment, I didn&#8217;t care one bit.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Recite the poem!&#8221; she cried.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;What poem?&#8221;<\/em> I grunted.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Make something up!&#8221; Her voice was a peal of ecstasy. &#8220;It should be something about the man <em>applying his left thumb<\/em> to&#8230; Yes, to that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Laying with the babies in the shade of the umbrella afterwards, I asked her, &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you going to tell me your name?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hold your *own* hand for a change I\u2019ll let you see it if you want to with a long-lost sister \u201cWhat poem?\u201d applying his left thumb Tune in next time part 364 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Planting kisses all over the woman&#8217;s body seemed a good pretext for getting a look at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,182,403],"class_list":["post-6242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-sex","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6242"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6246,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6242\/revisions\/6246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}