{"id":6241,"date":"2019-02-18T08:21:47","date_gmt":"2019-02-18T13:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=6241"},"modified":"2019-02-17T18:00:06","modified_gmt":"2019-02-17T23:00:06","slug":"a-list-of-tessas-sisters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/a-list-of-tessas-sisters\/","title":{"rendered":"A List of Tessa&#8217;s Sisters"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>knows less than nothing about Norway<\/li>\n<li>Oh, it\u2019s too confusing<\/li>\n<li>hovered overhead<\/li>\n<li>my mouth is poison<\/li>\n<li>on the rest of her body<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 363 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A list of Tessa&#8217;s sisters sprang into my mind, complete with little facts about each that might help me identify which of them I was currently engaged in intercourse with. Was it Tara, who hates cheese? Tanya, who can&#8217;t spell worth a damn? Perhaps Taylor, who sings like a banshee, or Tallulah, who\u00a0<em>knows less than nothing about Norway<\/em>? Or was this in fact Tesla, the sister who was less-than-adept at oil painting?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Oh, it&#8217;s too confusing<\/em>!&#8221; I cried.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s anything but confusing,&#8221; my partner assured, and she showed me what she meant while Inimical hummingbirds <em>hovered overhead<\/em>. And she was right, it was all quite simple when you left the mental aspects out and concentrated on the physical. I gave up caring, and tried to kiss her, but she pulled away.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>My mouth is poison<\/em>,&#8221; she murmured. &#8220;One taste would kill you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I ignored her mouth and planted kisses <em>on the rest of her body<\/em>, whichever sister she was.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>knows less than nothing about Norway Oh, it\u2019s too confusing hovered overhead my mouth is poison on the rest of her body Tune in next time part 363 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments A list of Tessa&#8217;s sisters sprang into my mind, complete with little facts about each that might help me identify [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,182,403],"class_list":["post-6241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-sex","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6241"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6244,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6241\/revisions\/6244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}