{"id":6208,"date":"2019-02-06T08:30:07","date_gmt":"2019-02-06T13:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=6208"},"modified":"2019-02-04T20:51:50","modified_gmt":"2019-02-05T01:51:50","slug":"john-turned-in-a-full-circle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/john-turned-in-a-full-circle\/","title":{"rendered":"John Turned in a Full Circle"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>I\u2019d love to get to know you<\/li>\n<li>she\u2019s not a girl who<\/li>\n<li>You may be an adventurous person<\/li>\n<li>use their vacant home to have sex<\/li>\n<li>\u2014 or so he thought \u2014<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 360 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>John turned in a full circle. He was surrounded by basilisk lizards<em> &#8212; or so he thought &#8212;<\/em> as my uncanny reproduction of that creature&#8217;s call echoed and reverberated from the limestone cliffs overlooking the beach. This end of the island chain had few permanent residents, but the clifftop was dominated by a sprawling vacation house. When the owners are away, the locals <em>use their vacant home to have sex<\/em>, I assume.<\/p>\n<p>Before John could regain his wits, I belted out my piece de resistance, the cry of the Himalayan Snowcock. Such creatures would never be found at sea level, but John&#8217;s terror of them was such that he slumped onto his derriere. I stepped up and collected the babies. <em>You may be an adventurous person<\/em>, but you do not want to fuck with a new father of quadruplets.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Go save your sister,&#8221; I urged John. &#8220;She needs you. You know <em>she&#8217;s not a girl who<\/em> will get herself out of trouble.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I left him there in the sand, carrying the four infants like I&#8217;d been lugging four infants around my whole life. &#8220;So,&#8221; I said to them, &#8220;what&#8217;s your story? <em>I&#8217;d love to get to know you<\/em> little dudes better.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019d love to get to know you she\u2019s not a girl who You may be an adventurous person use their vacant home to have sex \u2014 or so he thought \u2014 Tune in next time part 360 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments John turned in a full circle. He was surrounded by basilisk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,525,403],"class_list":["post-6208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-snowcock","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6208"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6220,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6208\/revisions\/6220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}