{"id":5811,"date":"2018-08-13T12:20:31","date_gmt":"2018-08-13T16:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=5811"},"modified":"2018-08-19T21:08:47","modified_gmt":"2018-08-20T01:08:47","slug":"with-a-mighty-swing-of-my-arms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/with-a-mighty-swing-of-my-arms\/","title":{"rendered":"With a Mighty Swing of My Arms"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>\u201cI believe your name is Troy.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ve heard old Rosie was a wild one<\/li>\n<li>father of three of her children<\/li>\n<li>still married to another man<\/li>\n<li>seems, like, hard and stuff.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 309 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>With a mighty swing of my arms, I whipped Jove&#8217;s boots at the two nearest Fire Eaters. The rare earth minerals clinging to their soles ignited in the eye-watering fumes wafting from the Fire Eaters&#8217; mouths. In seconds, a chain reaction of explosions rid the clearing of the entire Fire Eater war party, and a good number of the TechoPagans as well.<\/p>\n<p>The\u00a0Mizzenpreistess stepped forward unscathed, and pointed a bony finger at me. <em>&#8220;I believe your name is Troy.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t imagine where she&#8217;d gotten that idea as I didn&#8217;t look much like my brother Troy or his twin Trent. We didn&#8217;t even have the same father.<\/p>\n<p>The old woman read my incredulity on my face, or maybe my eyebrows were still giving coded messages. Either way she laughed and said, &#8220;<em>I&#8217;ve heard old Rosie was a wild one<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My mother&#8217;s name is ZsaZsa, and my father calls her Ralph, but to her siblings she was always Rosie. Was this TechnoPagan priestess my aunt? I tried to think which of Mother&#8217;s sisters she might be.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wild Rose we called her,&#8221; the woman continued. &#8220;Always carrying on with married men. Did you know that the Warlord of Contraria is the <em>father of three of her children<\/em>, at least, and she&#8217;s<em> still married to another man<\/em>?\u00a0She said she had to stay in the marriage to keep up appearances so she could be president, but that <em>seems, like, hard and stuff.<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She and my father have an understanding,&#8221; I muttered. I&#8217;d always wondered why Mother had such a soft spot for Contraria, and this might explain it. I could only assume that I was not one of the children fathered by my father-in-law. I took comfort in the strong resemblance I paid to Jack, the man I&#8217;d always been told was my sire.<\/p>\n<p>Standing among the smoldering remains of so many Fire Eaters, Jason looked hard at the Mizzenpriestess and asked, &#8220;Are you our fabled Aunt Xylona?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I gasped, knowing it must be true.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI believe your name is Troy.\u201d I\u2019ve heard old Rosie was a wild one father of three of her children still married to another man seems, like, hard and stuff. 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