{"id":5773,"date":"2018-07-23T08:34:05","date_gmt":"2018-07-23T12:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=5773"},"modified":"2018-07-22T20:48:33","modified_gmt":"2018-07-23T00:48:33","slug":"johns-sudden-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/johns-sudden-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"John&#8217;s Sudden Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>&#8212; mind the lobsters &#8212;<\/li>\n<li>one weird trick<\/li>\n<li>determine how much blood it would take<\/li>\n<li>rank, leather-like odor<\/li>\n<li>glimpse into his violent mind<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 303 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>John&#8217;s sudden attack gave me a <em>glimpse into his violent mind<\/em>, and brought me far too close to his <em>rank, leather-like odor<\/em>. My own eyes began to water.<\/p>\n<p>I twisted away and looked for a weapon, whilst trying to <em>determine how much blood it would take<\/em> for him to lose before he lost consciousness. At the Academy they taught us <em>one weird trick<\/em> to remember the blood loss formula, a mnemonic. And then it came to me <em>&#8212; Mind The Lobsters &#8212;<\/em> that was the key.<\/p>\n<p>Now all I needed was a weapon, and a minute to complete the calculations.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p>and maybe extra bonus points for brevity?<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212; mind the lobsters &#8212; one weird trick determine how much blood it would take rank, leather-like odor glimpse into his violent mind Tune in next time part 303 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments John&#8217;s sudden attack gave me a glimpse into his violent mind, and brought me far too close to his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,438,403],"class_list":["post-5773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-fisticuffs","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5773"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5776,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5773\/revisions\/5776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}