{"id":5736,"date":"2018-07-16T08:36:51","date_gmt":"2018-07-16T12:36:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=5736"},"modified":"2019-04-27T17:29:30","modified_gmt":"2019-04-27T21:29:30","slug":"the-luchadors-code","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-luchadors-code\/","title":{"rendered":"The Luchador&#8217;s Code!"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>scratch his sunburned back<\/li>\n<li>be more like New York<\/li>\n<li>Especially nightmares<\/li>\n<li>it\u2019s just rust<\/li>\n<li>\u201cI don\u2019t enjoy it.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 301 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Luchador&#8217;s Code! That changed everything.\u00a0No wonder I was having such trouble deciphering John&#8217;s message. My mind grappled with this new translation. &#8220;Wrestling?&#8221; I said to buy time. <em>&#8220;I don&#8217;t enjoy it.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not that my brain is getting too old, <em>it&#8217;s just rust<\/em>y when it comes to these dusty codes. I hadn&#8217;t seen most of them since my Academy days. Still, the information was in there. I&#8217;d studied so hard for my cryptography certification that I still had dreams about it. <em>Especially nightmares<\/em> wherein a naked man repeatedly snuffled my toes and mixed together too many ciphers.<\/p>\n<p>Oh wait. That wasn&#8217;t a nightmare, just my current reality.<\/p>\n<p>And then I remembered that John had never been any good at codes, and it struck me that this whole show had just been a stalling tactic. He wasn&#8217;t sending me a real message, he was just fucking around.<\/p>\n<p>I adjusted my voice to <em>be more like New York<\/em>&#8216;s Bronx accent, and I laid into him with a barrage of New York-style insults.<\/p>\n<p>All he did was sit up beside Tessa, laughing, and <em>scratch his sunburned back<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>scratch his sunburned back be more like New York Especially nightmares it\u2019s just rust \u201cI don\u2019t enjoy it.\u201d Tune in next time part 301 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments The Luchador&#8217;s Code! That changed everything.\u00a0No wonder I was having such trouble deciphering John&#8217;s message. My mind grappled with this new translation. &#8220;Wrestling?&#8221; I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,514,403],"class_list":["post-5736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-toes","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5736"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6470,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5736\/revisions\/6470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}