{"id":5719,"date":"2018-07-02T12:27:27","date_gmt":"2018-07-02T16:27:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=5719"},"modified":"2018-07-02T12:27:27","modified_gmt":"2018-07-02T16:27:27","slug":"john-wriggled-out-of-the-duffle-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/john-wriggled-out-of-the-duffle-bag\/","title":{"rendered":"John Wriggled Out of the Duffle Bag"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>talking about his hang gliding<\/li>\n<li>when no one\u2019s watching<\/li>\n<li>raising exotic fish<\/li>\n<li>\u201cLactose intolerant? Swell.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>smelling my feet?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 297 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>John wriggled out of the duffle bag and lay on the floor of the hut while Tessa cooed about how happy she was to see his face and his equipment, and I&#8217;m not <em>talking about his hang gliding<\/em> gear.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You gonna put some pants on or what?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I usually only do that <em>when no one&#8217;s watching<\/em>,&#8221; he said, and stayed naked.<\/p>\n<p>Jason leaned in and lispered in my ear, &#8220;I haven&#8217;t seen a worm like that since I was at the Contrarian National Aquarium, <em>raising exotic fish<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The mud pool continued to churn and burp up thick bubbles. &#8220;Let&#8217;s get out of here,&#8221; I said. &#8220;That thing seems lactose intolerant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jason laughed. <em>&#8220;Lactose intolerant? Swell.&#8221;<\/em> He started for the door.<\/p>\n<p>Before I could follow, John rolled across the floor to where I was standing and buried his nose between my toes. Was he <em>smelling my feet?<\/em> If so, that could only mean one thing.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>talking about his hang gliding when no one\u2019s watching raising exotic fish \u201cLactose intolerant? Swell.\u201d smelling my feet? Tune in next time part 297 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments John wriggled out of the duffle bag and lay on the floor of the hut while Tessa cooed about how happy she was to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,24,16,403],"class_list":["post-5719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-brother","tag-effervescent-concoction","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5719"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5722,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5719\/revisions\/5722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}