{"id":5651,"date":"2018-05-23T08:44:25","date_gmt":"2018-05-23T12:44:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=5651"},"modified":"2018-05-20T22:17:31","modified_gmt":"2018-05-21T02:17:31","slug":"jason-started-rapping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/jason-started-rapping\/","title":{"rendered":"Jason Started Rapping"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>this only happens in the movies<\/li>\n<li>Maybe. With a capital M<\/li>\n<li>Matthew Clemens is a tool<\/li>\n<li>gives me that slimy smile of his<\/li>\n<li>we watched professional bowling<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 286 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/b><\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jason started rapping. Which, bad as it was, still came as sort of a relief considering all the alternatives. His routine kept the mimes mesmerized long enough for me to open the gate and carry Tesla out into the fresh air.\u00a0His flow was not mad, more like peevish. Either there were nuances in it that I couldn&#8217;t pick up on, or mimes are just easy to please.<\/p>\n<p>I paid attention to every word, in case he was sending someone a coded message.<\/p>\n<p>Matty mighta said <em>this only happens in the movies<\/em>.<br \/>\nAnd to get real we&#8217;re gonna hafta remove these<br \/>\nidealized betrayals and the stars who portray them.<br \/>\nToo cynical? <em>Maybe. With a capital M<\/em>ayhem.<br \/>\nBut once upon a time the lessons we learned in school<br \/>\nshowed all of us that <em>Matthew Clemens is a tool<\/em>, fool.<br \/>\nI freak whenever he <em>gives me that slimy smile of his<\/em><br \/>\nand I just wait for the day I can get outta the biz.<br \/>\nUntil that day arrives I can only keep on rolling<br \/>\nAnd fondly recall the times <em>we watched professional bowling<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this only happens in the movies Maybe. With a capital M Matthew Clemens is a tool gives me that slimy smile of his we watched professional bowling Tune in next time part 286 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Jason started rapping. Which, bad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,508,403],"class_list":["post-5651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-rap","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5651"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5657,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5651\/revisions\/5657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}