{"id":5553,"date":"2018-04-02T08:38:06","date_gmt":"2018-04-02T12:38:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=5553"},"modified":"2018-04-01T22:09:26","modified_gmt":"2018-04-02T02:09:26","slug":"jorgensens-mustache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/jorgensens-mustache\/","title":{"rendered":"Jorgensen&#8217;s Mustache"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the most fearful and astonishing grimaces<\/li>\n<li>slithers with shadows<\/li>\n<li>a silk ropeladder<\/li>\n<li>confirmed the man was intoxicated<\/li>\n<li>visiting me nightly<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 271 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/b><\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jorgensen&#8217;s mustache often framed <em>the most fearful and astonishing grimaces<\/em>, but his smile was somehow worse. It was the sort of smile that <em>slithers with shadows<\/em> and menace, and it belonged to the sort of man who carried <em>a silk ropeladder<\/em> with him at all times.<\/p>\n<p>The mustache twitched, revealing even more teeth. The size of the grin, the balloon parrot on his shoulder, and the eye-watering fumes coming from his mouth <em>confirmed the man was intoxicated<\/em>. Or &#8212; a terrible thought occurred to me &#8212; perhaps he was using his Pirate-Ninja Alliance affiliation as cover for a membership in the Guild of Fire Eaters. I had heard murmurings about a mime\/fire eater treaty. Given Jorgensen&#8217;s predilection for employing mimes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I shuddered. Visions of that monstrous confederation will be<em> visiting me nightly<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the most fearful and astonishing grimaces slithers with shadows a silk ropeladder confirmed the man was intoxicated visiting me nightly Tune in next time part 271 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Jorgensen&#8217;s mustache often framed the most fearful and astonishing grimaces, but his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,110,403],"class_list":["post-5553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-pirate","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5553"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5556,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5553\/revisions\/5556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}