{"id":5305,"date":"2017-12-18T08:23:09","date_gmt":"2017-12-18T13:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=5305"},"modified":"2017-12-16T12:15:52","modified_gmt":"2017-12-16T17:15:52","slug":"remembering-fathers-mistress-in-her-new-collar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/remembering-fathers-mistress-in-her-new-collar\/","title":{"rendered":"Remembering Father&#8217;s Mistress in Her New Collar"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>he couldn\u2019t rubberneck around<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWalk backwards toward me.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>a disgraced exotic beauty contestant is the best kind of exotic beauty contestant<\/li>\n<li>mere will-o-the-wisps of the imagination<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ll tell you a story about the joker and the thief<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 241 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/b><\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Remembering Father&#8217;s mistress in her new collar was almost as bad as experiencing my present day reality. In that memory he turned to me and said that the best part about the collar was that when she was wearing it s<em>he couldn&#8217;t rubberneck around<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Turning his attention back to the woman he said, <em>&#8220;Walk backwards toward me.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>While she did that he winked at me, and imparted what he considered to be paternal wisdom: &#8220;Never forget, son, <em>a\u00a0disgraced exotic beauty contestant is the best kind of exotic beauty contestant<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But the collared beauty queen and that younger version of my father were <em>mere will-o-the-wisps of the imagination<\/em>, memories of a childhood that seemed idyllic now in light of my current sordid surroundings.<\/p>\n<p>From the black velvet bed, my father called my name. When I reflexively looked at him, he met my eye and said, &#8220;<em>I&#8217;ll tell you a story about the joker and the thief<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I was stunned. Those were the affectionate pet names he used for John and Tessa. Was he going to actually pass along useful covert intelligence? Even though I had finally found the exit from the black velvet nightmare, I dared not leave before hearing what he had to say.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>he couldn\u2019t rubberneck around \u201cWalk backwards toward me.\u201d a disgraced exotic beauty contestant is the best kind of exotic beauty contestant mere will-o-the-wisps of the imagination I\u2019ll tell you a story about the joker and the thief Tune in next time part 241 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,182,172,403],"class_list":["post-5305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-sex","tag-spy","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5305"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5310,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5305\/revisions\/5310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}