{"id":5266,"date":"2017-11-29T08:14:29","date_gmt":"2017-11-29T13:14:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=5266"},"modified":"2017-11-28T20:51:05","modified_gmt":"2017-11-29T01:51:05","slug":"despite-the-total-unclothedness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/despite-the-total-unclothedness\/","title":{"rendered":"Despite The Total Unclothedness"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>approximately one-third of one nipple<\/li>\n<li>like in some fairytale<\/li>\n<li>removed the latex gloves<\/li>\n<li>bearded, hairy face<\/li>\n<li>the seductive influence<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 236 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Despite the total unclothedness of the three people in front of me, which meant there were six nipples exposed, the angle of view afforded me only a glimpse of <em>approximately one-third of one nipple<\/em>, and it wasn&#8217;t one I would have picked. Their choreography of modesty was as impressive as it was uncharacteristic, <em>like in some fairytale<\/em>, the film version of which received a hard R rating for the scene where the wicked stepmother <em>removed the latex gloves<\/em> from her hands after wearing them to caress the <em>bearded, hairy face<\/em> of her prisoner. Darlene whimpered, rocking her hips. I expected a professional like herself to be immune to <em>the seductive influence<\/em> of a potbellied deposed former first husband and his sibling covert operatives.<\/p>\n<p>Given that the potbelly belonged to my father, I certainly was.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>approximately one-third of one nipple like in some fairytale removed the latex gloves bearded, hairy face the seductive influence Tune in next time part 236 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Despite the total unclothedness of the three people in front of me, which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-5266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5266"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5271,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5266\/revisions\/5271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}