{"id":5142,"date":"2017-10-11T08:23:05","date_gmt":"2017-10-11T12:23:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=5142"},"modified":"2017-10-08T16:04:16","modified_gmt":"2017-10-08T20:04:16","slug":"the-place-to-stow-gordon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-place-to-stow-gordon\/","title":{"rendered":"The Place To Stow Gordon"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>&#8212; which, by the way, is their normal state &#8212;<\/li>\n<li>set of handcuff keys<\/li>\n<li>she had on those damn falsies<\/li>\n<li>\u201cJust pretty much the basics.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>sound waves, not X-rays<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 222 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The place to stow Gordon turned out to be Isaac&#8217;s apartment in the building across the street. She had a rabbit hutch in the bathroom, which became a goose hutch.<\/p>\n<p>Isaac took my hand and led me into the next room. &#8220;Now I need you to see if my cheeks are rosy <em>&#8212; which, by the way, is their normal state &#8212;<\/em> or if there&#8217;s any bruising or other damage.&#8221; From her cleavage she pulled a <em>set of handcuff keys<\/em> on a silver chain. She took off the chain and handed me the keys, then turned around and bent over.<\/p>\n<p>I discovered a keyhole in her belt, and, hoping I was reading this situation correctly, inserted the key. Her pants fell off, revealing a foam-rubber prosthetic posterior. How would she have even felt Gordon&#8217;s nip on her rump, if <em>she had on those damn falsies<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So far, so good,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Although, not exactly what I expected. What&#8217;s this for?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Just pretty much the basics.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>That was evidently thought to be a valid response.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, everything I see here is intact. Not rosy, as such.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re not done with your examination, doctor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her weird foundation garment also needed the handcuff key to unhook it. At which point I could assure her that the goose hadn&#8217;t goosed her too hard. Everything looked fine. In fact, I was at a loss to understand why she wore a fake butt over such a nice real one.<\/p>\n<p>One phrase was printed on the inside of the prosthesis, which I was still trying to decode when Isaac offered to examine my cheeks, just to be safe. She fluttered her eyes at me. &#8220;After all, you were in the room with that goose too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>For the next two hours, I didn&#8217;t get many chances to concentrate. But I made sure to memorize the words I&#8217;d seen inside her artificial derriere.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>sound waves, not X-rays<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212; which, by the way, is their normal state &#8212; set of handcuff keys she had on those damn falsies \u201cJust pretty much the basics.\u201d sound waves, not X-rays Tune in next time part 222 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments The place to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,392,488,403],"class_list":["post-5142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-goose","tag-prosthetic-butt","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5142"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5153,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5142\/revisions\/5153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}