{"id":5082,"date":"2017-09-18T14:16:18","date_gmt":"2017-09-18T18:16:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=5082"},"modified":"2017-09-18T14:16:18","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T18:16:18","slug":"i-played-the-blurry-surveillance-tape-once-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-played-the-blurry-surveillance-tape-once-again\/","title":{"rendered":"I Played the Blurry Surveillance Tape Once Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>blurry surveillance tape<\/li>\n<li>discovering who they are<\/li>\n<li>\u201cLook, Esmerelda!\u201d she whispered.<\/li>\n<li>eye contact during a fingerbang<\/li>\n<li>unsettling history with women<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 215 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I played the <em>blurry surveillance tape<\/em> once again, studying the individuals with my father in hopes of <em>discovering who they are<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender watched over my shoulder. <em>&#8220;Look, Esmerelda!&#8221; she whispered.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>She was right. Leading the group up the zeppelin&#8217;s umbilical ramp was my brother Jim&#8217;s wife, Esmerelda, UnderDuchess of Svenborgia &#8212; a woman my father once assured me demanded unblinking <em>eye contact during a fingerbang<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The more I tell you of my story, the more clear it becomes that every person in my family has an <em>unsettling history with women<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>But how did the bartender know who Esmerelda was? How did she know anything of this?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Who are you?&#8221; I asked, readying myself for a fight.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>blurry surveillance tape discovering who they are \u201cLook, Esmerelda!\u201d she whispered. eye contact during a fingerbang unsettling history with women Tune in next time part 215 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments I played the blurry surveillance tape once again, studying the individuals with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,182,403,486],"class_list":["post-5082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-sex","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5082"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5086,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5082\/revisions\/5086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}