{"id":5064,"date":"2017-09-11T08:42:00","date_gmt":"2017-09-11T12:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=5064"},"modified":"2017-09-10T17:10:23","modified_gmt":"2017-09-10T21:10:23","slug":"looking-at-the-scalpel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/looking-at-the-scalpel\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking at the Scalpel"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>not in any way compromise your sister<\/li>\n<li>three sons and two daughters<\/li>\n<li>rural lava fields<\/li>\n<li>asked Henri how his vacation was going<\/li>\n<li>now that I\u2019ve read it<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 213 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Looking at the scalpel I remembered my father&#8217;s last words to me, Jason, Jim, Jemma, and Jemima: &#8220;I would <em>not in any way compromise your sister<\/em> against her wishes. You know how Freya is. She&#8217;s game for anything! I can&#8217;t believe that of all my children I have <em>three sons and two daughters<\/em> who are so uptight and inhibited. You five should try to be more openminded like your other siblings. Why, when I was a youth in the <em>rural lava fields<\/em> of Iceland, it was anything goes! Our little village was a popular holiday destination for broad-minded Frenchmen, and they taught me much. It was always educational when I &#8216;<em>asked Henri how his vacation was going<\/em>&#8216;&#8211; if you know what I mean. But you handed me this petition, <em>and now that I&#8217;ve read it<\/em> I think that you don&#8217;t, in fact, know what I mean.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He shook his head and expelled the lot of us from the Oval Office. I don&#8217;t know about my siblings, but I never saw my father again.<\/p>\n<p>Until today.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>not in any way compromise your sister three sons and two daughters rural lava fields asked Henri how his vacation was going now that I\u2019ve read it Tune in next time part 213 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Looking at the scalpel I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,24,331,350,403],"class_list":["post-5064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-brother","tag-parent","tag-sister","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5064"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5069,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5064\/revisions\/5069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}