{"id":4996,"date":"2017-08-09T08:34:04","date_gmt":"2017-08-09T12:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=4996"},"modified":"2017-08-07T21:59:46","modified_gmt":"2017-08-08T01:59:46","slug":"thanks-for-helping-me-out-of-that-hole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/thanks-for-helping-me-out-of-that-hole\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Thanks For Helping Me Out Of That Hole&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>sheer skill is what\u2019s needed<\/li>\n<li>leaped nimbly away toward the females<\/li>\n<li>can completely ruin your day<\/li>\n<li>I wanted to kiss her and feel her breasts<\/li>\n<li>carried it with me for a really long time<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 204 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thanks for helping me out of that hole,&#8221; I said. &#8220;If you just direct me toward the surface, I&#8217;ll get out of your hair.&#8221; When pretending not to stare at your twin brother, <em>sheer skill is what&#8217;s needed<\/em> to avoid detection while you are, in fact, staring, trying to suss out his game.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Simmer down there, Charlie,&#8221; Jason said. &#8220;First you have to explain yourself. What were you doing down there?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I shrugged, to buy time to decide what I should tell them. But then I just enlarged the shrug, because it was the most honest response I could offer anyway. The men glanced at each other suspiciously. A quirked eyebrow, a small nod: they reached a decision about me without saying a word. Jason&#8217;s charade of not knowing me was disconcerting in its verisimilitude.<\/p>\n<p>A door opened at the opposite end of their cavernous lair, admitting four women. It distracted the duo for just a second, but a second was more than I needed. I <em>leaped nimbly away toward the females<\/em> and the still-open doorway. Then I realized who they were.<\/p>\n<p>Tallulah, Taylor, Tara, and Tanya.<\/p>\n<p>A single moment of belated recognition <em>can completely ruin your day<\/em>. I really wished Tessa were there, too. <em>I wanted to kiss her and feel her breasts<\/em> on my chest. Not that we&#8217;d trade breasts, just that hers would be smushed up against mine.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, I moved fast enough and the room was dim enough that the deadly quartet failed to spot me in time and I slipped through the door. I ran up and up the stairway I found on the other side, pausing only to remove Absinthia&#8217;s bulky underwear. 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