{"id":4961,"date":"2017-07-21T08:13:22","date_gmt":"2017-07-21T12:13:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=4961"},"modified":"2017-07-21T08:13:22","modified_gmt":"2017-07-21T12:13:22","slug":"the-cat-ate-my-homework","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-cat-ate-my-homework\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cat Ate My Homework"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-41\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/r-avatar-e1443983880436.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>The great thing about having houseguests is we get to blame our lack of productivity on them. Plus, they brought their cat along, which gives Lady Marzipan someone to blame her lack of sanity on.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4962\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/IMG_0596-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/IMG_0596-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/IMG_0596-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/IMG_0596.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The great thing about having houseguests is we get to blame our lack of productivity on them. Plus, they brought their cat along, which gives Lady Marzipan someone to blame her lack of sanity on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[321],"tags":[311],"class_list":["post-4961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bumps-bruises","tag-cat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4961"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4963,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4961\/revisions\/4963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}