{"id":4953,"date":"2017-07-19T08:27:16","date_gmt":"2017-07-19T12:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=4953"},"modified":"2017-07-18T21:29:07","modified_gmt":"2017-07-19T01:29:07","slug":"jem-and-jem-tittered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/jem-and-jem-tittered\/","title":{"rendered":"Jem and Jem Tittered"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>because we walk on them all the time<\/li>\n<li>joined by the Professor\u2019s girlfriend<\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou are irresponsible!\u201d<\/li>\n<li>meet in the parking lot<\/li>\n<li>the limited demands of the animals<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 198\u00a0<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jem and Jem tittered at my awkwardness.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re good at balancing on corpses,&#8221; Jemma said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s <em>because we walk on them all the time<\/em>,&#8221; added Jemima.<\/p>\n<p>Jim sounded agitated. &#8220;We should have been <em>joined by the Professor&#8217;s girlfriend<\/em> by now. That woman is irresponsible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;You are irresponsible!&#8221;<\/em> came a shrill shout. A one-legged woman stood on the far side of the room, waving a sheet of paper. &#8220;Because of you, the Professor&#8217;s been kidnapped!&#8221;\u00a0She held the note still for a moment, and I could read it plainly because the pasted-on letters were so large.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bring us acorns and worms! Be ready to <em>meet in the parking lot<\/em> at dusk. No dogs!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jim, Jemma, and Jemima said, in breathy unison, &#8220;The squirrels have aligned with the birds.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I took advantage of their stupor over <em>the limited demands of the animals<\/em> to leap from the operating table and squelch rapidly out of the room.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>because we walk on them all the time joined by the Professor\u2019s girlfriend \u201cYou are irresponsible!\u201d meet in the parking lot the limited demands of the animals Tune in next time part 198\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Jem and Jem tittered at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,395,403],"class_list":["post-4953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-squirrel","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4953"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4960,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4953\/revisions\/4960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}