{"id":4895,"date":"2017-06-19T08:13:05","date_gmt":"2017-06-19T12:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=4895"},"modified":"2017-06-18T12:39:48","modified_gmt":"2017-06-18T16:39:48","slug":"when-i-first-saw-yoda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/when-i-first-saw-yoda\/","title":{"rendered":"When I First Saw Yoda"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>deeply involved in this deadly charade<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m not sure I agree with her<\/li>\n<li>lips parted in a delighted smile<\/li>\n<li>human hair was tangled in the knot<\/li>\n<li>I have a new theory about the brontosaurus<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 189\u00a0<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I first saw Yoda perched atop his dumpster, I had no idea he was <em>deeply involved in this deadly charade<\/em>\u00a0my life has become. Tessa always said that I like\u00a0trouble the same way fruit flies like a banana. <em>I&#8217;m not sure I agree with her<\/em> most of the time, but lately I think she must be right. I can picture her saying it, her <em>lips parted in a delighted smile<\/em> as she holds out a knotted rope for my inspection. As I recall, <em>human hair was tangled in the knot<\/em>, but it wasn&#8217;t Tessa&#8217;s hair. Not that time anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Now, crouched in this Harmonious dumpster, my feet shoved into Yoda&#8217;s crocs, surrounded by fire-damaged bikinis, I decided that Tessa was completely right. Much like\u00a0fruit flies and bananas, I&#8217;m always hovering near trouble, drawn by the scent. It&#8217;s in my blood.<\/p>\n<p>And suddenly<em> I have a new theory about\u00a0the Brontosaurus<\/em>, which is what\u00a0Tessa and I called\u00a0my mother&#8217;s colorfully illustrated plans for world domination. A new theory that explains everything.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>deeply involved in this deadly charade I\u2019m not sure I agree with her lips parted in a delighted smile human hair was tangled in the knot I have a new theory about the brontosaurus Tune in next time part 189\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Click Here for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,40,403],"class_list":["post-4895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-shoes","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4895"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4898,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4895\/revisions\/4898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}