{"id":4751,"date":"2017-04-10T08:14:53","date_gmt":"2017-04-10T12:14:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=4751"},"modified":"2017-04-12T10:59:56","modified_gmt":"2017-04-12T14:59:56","slug":"my-stomach-growled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/my-stomach-growled\/","title":{"rendered":"My Stomach Growled"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>\u201cTell us more about these scorpion angels,\u201d<\/li>\n<li>got married just a month after they met<\/li>\n<li>a lie from start to finish<\/li>\n<li>his accomplice killed him<\/li>\n<li>been required to eat cold meat<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 169\u00a0<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>My stomach growled. Donuts sounded amazing right now. The last time someone with a gun foisted food on me I&#8217;d <em>been required to eat cold meat<\/em> off the body of a lithe young man. He&#8217;d been sent by the White Faces mime syndicate to infiltrate the ninjas while disguised as a platter of sushi, and <em>his accomplice killed him<\/em> after discovering that his life story was <em>a lie from start to finish<\/em>. He must have been a very convincing liar because he and his accomplice had\u00a0<em>got married just a month after they met<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>My trip down memory lane ended abruptly when my gun-weilding friend directed me to turn down Memory Lane. There, between a hot pink wedding chapel and a stall selling furry handcuffs was a donut shop. We entered and perused the very unusual menu board. There were flavors here I&#8217;d never heard of.<\/p>\n<p>We approached the counter. <em>&#8220;Tell us more about these Scorpion Angels,&#8221;<\/em> my captor said to the clerk, who was dusted from head to toe with powdered sugar. &#8220;Are they made with real scorpions?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We couldn&#8217;t very well call them\u00a0Scorpion Angel Cremes if they weren&#8217;t,&#8221; huffed the fastidious donutmonger.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cTell us more about these scorpion angels,\u201d got married just a month after they met a lie from start to finish his accomplice killed him been required to eat cold meat Tune in next time part 169\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments My [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,342,119,403],"class_list":["post-4751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-food","tag-gun","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4751"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4776,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4751\/revisions\/4776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}