{"id":4743,"date":"2017-04-03T08:35:46","date_gmt":"2017-04-03T12:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=4743"},"modified":"2017-04-02T12:00:54","modified_gmt":"2017-04-02T16:00:54","slug":"even-though-i-now-had-all-the-answers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/even-though-i-now-had-all-the-answers\/","title":{"rendered":"Even Through I Now Had All the Answers"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>I love the idea of a jumpsuit<\/li>\n<li>all I can say is that I was desperately hungry<\/li>\n<li>which lay so thickly upon the floor<\/li>\n<li>clothed in a captain\u2019s uniform<\/li>\n<li>fueled by frustration and alcohol<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 167\u00a0<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Even though I now had all the answers, I still needed to disguise myself and escape from Valentine Village. If I was lucky, maybe I&#8217;d find Tessa on the way out.<\/p>\n<p><em>I love the idea of a jumpsuit<\/em> for everyday wear. It obviates the need to find matching tops and bottoms, and, as a man, the whole peeing thing isn&#8217;t really an issue. But while I do love a good jumpsuit, I didn&#8217;t relish the idea of a lace one. Since that was all that I had at my disposal, though, I finished stripping my scrivener victim. I even stole his underwear. I know that sounds gross, but <em>all I can say is that I was desperately hungry<\/em> for my freedom, and my spiky codpiece would have shredded the lace in no time. As for going without, well, did I mention that the jumpsuit was made of lace? I didn&#8217;t want to get arrested for scandalizing the hordes of children <em>which lay so thickly upon the floor<\/em>s and streets of this horrible amusement park. Believe me, I would much rather have been <em>clothed in a captain&#8217;s uniform<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I squeezed myself into the jumpsuit, which was obviously designed for a less-muscular man. The lace was stretched to the breaking point, and I would have to move very carefully to avoid ripping the seams. The last thing I needed was to end up looking like some combination of Prince and the\u00a0Hulk, <em>fueled by frustration and alcohol<\/em> and musical genius.<\/p>\n<p>Shuffling carefully I exited the room. 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