{"id":4669,"date":"2017-03-06T08:32:49","date_gmt":"2017-03-06T13:32:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=4669"},"modified":"2017-05-21T18:15:26","modified_gmt":"2017-05-21T22:15:26","slug":"svetlana-held-up-a-spiked-leather-dog-collar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/svetlana-held-up-a-spiked-leather-dog-collar\/","title":{"rendered":"Svetlana Held Up a Spiked Leather Dog Collar"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>he&#8217;s like milk to you<\/li>\n<li>as if someone was pursuing him<\/li>\n<li>Jenkins rolled on him<\/li>\n<li>on the hallway carpet right in front of them<\/li>\n<li>(an up-and-down bump and grind)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 159\u00a0<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Svetlana held up a spiked leather dog collar and matching codpiece. I shrugged. At least it was less embarrassing\u00a0than my current Cupid getup.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Give it a rest, Svetlana,&#8221; Heinrich growled. &#8220;I know <em>he&#8217;s like milk to you<\/em>, rich and creamy and better with chocolate, but we&#8217;re on a mission. He needs to be able to sneak in and out undetected.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He needs to be able to move <em>as if someone was pursuing him<\/em>, because someone probably will be, and this gives him optimal range of motion,&#8221; Svetlana countered.<\/p>\n<p>I uncoiled myself from Heinrich&#8217;s harness and stood stretching my limbs while the two of them bickered over the appropriateness of the bondage getup. From the corner of my eye I caught a flicker of movement in the ridiculous pink lacy wallpaper. Suspecting an ineptly camouflaged ninja, I froze.<\/p>\n<p>Ninja camouflage, when it&#8217;s not at its peak, is kind of like those Magic Eye puzzles. I relaxed my eyes and, sure enough, could pick out the silhouette of a shadow warrior. His attention was\u00a0on Heinrich, and I saw no reason to intervene. As he poised to leap, a sudden commotion erupted from a nearby doorway and who should tumble into the corridor but Jenkins!<\/p>\n<p>I hadn&#8217;t seen Jenkins in years, but she was just as I remembered her, dark-skinned, dark-eyed, and deadly. The ninja tried to pounce on the still-arguing Heinrich and Svetlana, but <em>Jenkins rolled on him on the the hallway carpet right in front of them<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That was supposed to be Step 6!&#8221; cried Svetlana. &#8220;You&#8217;ve short-circuited everything, Jenkins, and now we won&#8217;t get to see him,&#8221; she jerked her thumb at me, &#8220;in this.&#8221; She held the codpiece aloft.<\/p>\n<p>Jenkins got the ninja in a leg lock and said. &#8220;He&#8217;ll wear it if he knows what&#8217;s good for him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And so, under the watchful eyes of Svetlana, Jenkins, Heinrich, and the semi-conscious ninja, I stripped out of my shorty toga and feathery wings, and struggled into the leather gear. It was tight and uncomfortable, and I had to resort to some very awkward moves<em> (an up-and-down bump and grind)<\/em>\u00a0to get it on.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>he&#8217;s like milk to you as if someone was pursuing him Jenkins rolled on him on the hallway carpet right in front of them (an up-and-down bump and grind) Tune in next time part 159\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Svetlana held up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,341,116,403],"class_list":["post-4669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clothes","tag-ninja","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4669"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4844,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4669\/revisions\/4844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}