{"id":4636,"date":"2017-02-20T08:38:58","date_gmt":"2017-02-20T13:38:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=4636"},"modified":"2017-02-19T16:03:34","modified_gmt":"2017-02-19T21:03:34","slug":"heinrich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/heinrich\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Heinrich!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>we wish we had not so many clothes<\/li>\n<li>throngs of volunteers<\/li>\n<li>there was a guard<\/li>\n<li>brown hair and a mustache<\/li>\n<li>standing this time on her right foot<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 155\u00a0<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Heinrich!&#8221; I exclaimed.<\/p>\n<p>Heinrich used his toe to flip his hat up off the ground. It landed neatly on his head. He glared at me.\u00a0The last time I&#8217;d seen him\u00a0he was\u00a0in a very unpleasant situation involving his wife, a nasty jellyfish sting, and urine.<\/p>\n<p>I smirked. &#8220;How&#8217;s Aphrodite?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Our marriage is over.&#8221;\u00a0He shuddered. &#8220;After what I had to do to save her, there was no way for us to go on.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And Svetlana?&#8221;\u00a0By the looks of his enormous gut, his\u00a0contortionist mistress\u00a0had resumed her residency underneath his aloha\u00a0shirt.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It is at her request that I am here,&#8221; Heinrich said. He began to unbutton his shirt, and then the one underneath it. &#8220;Sometimes,&#8221; he muttered, &#8220;<em>we wish we had not so many clothes<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There weren&#8217;t exactly <em>throngs of volunteers<\/em> eager to help him strip, that&#8217;s for sure. In the corner<em> there was a guard<\/em>, but he was studiously ignoring us.<\/p>\n<p>Finally all the layers of Heinrich&#8217;s garments were peeled away, exposing Svetlana. She gracefully unfolded herself from her harness and stood between Heinrich and me, wearing only a pale pink leotard and balancing on her left foot. She stretched her right leg straight up by her head. This pose made it impossible to ignore her pregnant belly.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m so glad we found you!&#8221; she cried. &#8220;I knew you&#8217;d be thrilled to hear that our little train rendezvous was a success!&#8221; She caressed her belly. &#8220;It&#8217;s going to have <em>brown hair and a mustache<\/em>, I just know it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I threw a glance at Heinrich, wondering how he felt about all this. He glared at me even harder before turning his attention back to Svetlana who was <em>standing this time on her right foot<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ll have to do just what we say,&#8221; Heinrich said, &#8220;or we&#8217;ll tell Fleur and her warlord father about Svetlana&#8217;s baby.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Svetlana threw me an evil grin. &#8220;And we&#8217;ll tell Tessa, too!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>we wish we had not so many clothes throngs of volunteers there was a guard brown hair and a mustache standing this time on her right foot Tune in next time part 155\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Heinrich!&#8221; I exclaimed. 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