{"id":459,"date":"2012-10-15T08:19:57","date_gmt":"2012-10-15T12:19:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=459"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:54:55","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:54:55","slug":"object-lesson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/object-lesson\/","title":{"rendered":"Object Lesson!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During October we will be sharing passages that we&#8217;ve written independently from the same prompt.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>object lesson!<\/li>\n<li>their moans and their heavy breathing<\/li>\n<li>clay and seashell stew<\/li>\n<li>the bared teeth of the cornered carnivore<\/li>\n<li>in a robe of some plastic fabric<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Jen&#8217;s Take<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-13\" title=\"j-avatar\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Margaret stared at the TV in horror. She was watching the new DVD release of Season 1 of her favorite childhood cartoon, &#8220;Crustacean <em>Clay and Seashell Stew<\/em>,&#8221; and not until that moment did she realize how heavy the homoeroticism on the show was.<\/p>\n<p>Seashell Stew gave Crustacean Clay a massage while Crustacean Clay was <em>in a robe of some plastic fabric<\/em> that made disturbing rustling sounds under Seashell Stew&#8217;s hands. Later the duo went to the gym to wrestle, and <em>their moans and their heavy breathing<\/em> sounded unmistakeably sexual to Margaret&#8217;s scandalized ears.<\/p>\n<p>She caught her own reflection in the mirror above the TV and was surprised to see she sported <em>the bared teeth of the cornered carnivore<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;To anyone who wishes to relive their innocent childhoods, let this be a cautionary <em>object lesson!<\/em>&#8221; Margaret cried in horror.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kent&#8217;s Take<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-24\" title=\"k-avatar\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>I recognized Milton and Dante by <em>their moans and their heavy breathing<\/em> before I entered the room and saw them entwined in an old shower curtain. They were like a tantric Hindu god <em>in a robe of some plastic fabric<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now that is one kinky <em>object lesson!<\/em>&#8221; I crowed. Then I cackled and ran out the back door and into the surf, my feet churning the <em>clay and seashell stew<\/em>, seasoning it with acute discomfort.<\/p>\n<p>In the failing light, it took me too long to understand what the receding tide had done. The cove was cut off by a sandbar about 30 yards out, and in the pathetic little lake of saltwater it embraced loomed a strange dark shape. A killer whale trapped in the shallows.<\/p>\n<p>The <em>bared teeth of the cornered carnivore<\/em> gleamed in the moonlight.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>What do you think? Who handled this prompt better?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During October we will be sharing passages that we&#8217;ve written independently from the same prompt. object lesson! their moans and their heavy breathing clay and seashell stew the bared teeth of the cornered carnivore in a robe of some plastic fabric Jen&#8217;s Take Margaret stared at the TV in horror. She was watching the new [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,197,341,309,182,88,346,89],"class_list":["post-459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-cautionary-tale","tag-clothes","tag-religion","tag-sex","tag-shared-prompt","tag-sports","tag-whale"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=459"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2063,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions\/2063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}