{"id":4580,"date":"2017-01-30T08:25:56","date_gmt":"2017-01-30T13:25:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=4580"},"modified":"2017-01-29T12:10:09","modified_gmt":"2017-01-29T17:10:09","slug":"sure-my-family-owns-an-inflatable-woman-manufacturing-plant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/sure-my-family-owns-an-inflatable-woman-manufacturing-plant\/","title":{"rendered":"Sure, My Family Owns an Inflatable Woman Manufacturing Plant"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>a scaled-down version of Las Vegas<\/li>\n<li>(who\u2019s also probably looking at porn)<\/li>\n<li>bearing a bowl of lather<\/li>\n<li>scar on his ring finger<\/li>\n<li>She was fair-skinned and red-headed<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 149\u00a0<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure, my family owns an inflatable woman manufacturing plant,&#8221; I said defensively, &#8220;but we&#8217;ve never had a model called Astrid.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>She was fair-&#8216;skinned&#8217; and red-headed<\/em>, just like Tessa, so of course Maurice couldn&#8217;t resist her,&#8221; the woman said.<\/p>\n<p>How did she know about Tessa?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Here.&#8221; She thrust her phone into my face, and hit the play button on a video. &#8220;This is what was broadcast all across Harmonia, to my everlasting shame.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In the video, the man was wearing a leather Zorro mask that hid most of his features, but his smile looked familiar, even with the keys dangling from it. The camera panned down and I could tell from the <em>scar on his ring finger<\/em> that the man she called Maurice was the man I knew as John.<\/p>\n<p>I had never heard of John having a wife in Harmonia, or anywhere else for that matter, and yet here he was, on video,\u00a0<em>bearing a bowl of lather<\/em> in one hand and keeping himself quite busy with the other. 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