{"id":4413,"date":"2016-11-30T08:12:06","date_gmt":"2016-11-30T13:12:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=4413"},"modified":"2016-11-28T20:37:39","modified_gmt":"2016-11-29T01:37:39","slug":"im-not-going-to-help-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/im-not-going-to-help-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not Going To Help You"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>&#8220;No! You will!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>creepy claymation ballet<\/li>\n<li>something had come out of her body<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Take off your shirt, please.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>no idea how much blood<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 132\u00a0<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not going to help you topple any governments,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;No! You will!&#8221;<\/em> Tallulah shouted.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m retired,&#8221; I grunted. The janitor tipped his hat as he left, and I had to look away from that amused hunger in his eyes.\u00a0So I ended up facing the mirror, where I saw my erotic predicament altered by the rapid flickering of the fluorescent lights into a <em>creepy claymation ballet<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>A glint in the mirror drew my gaze to the floor where Tallulah&#8217;s many layers of disguise all lay in macabre disarray. Specifically to the Tessa disguise, which looked much like Tessa would if she were napping on the floor after <em>something had come out of her body<\/em> and taken most of her insides with it. The glint came from the wig. It seemed to be a camera, and it was maneuvering for a better angle as I stared at its reflection.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Take off your shirt, please.&#8221;<\/em> The voice was tinny.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He already did,&#8221; Tallulah said. &#8220;I made the same mistake the first time. But it&#8217;s just hair.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s it,&#8221; I said. &#8220;This has to stop.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tallulah clenched her legs around my waist and her arms around my neck. She whispered to me, &#8220;There will be blood if we don&#8217;t see this through. You have <em>no idea how much blood<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;No! You will!&#8221; creepy claymation ballet something had come out of her body &#8220;Take off your shirt, please.&#8221; no idea how much blood Tune in next time part 132\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;I&#8217;m not going to help you topple any governments,&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-4413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4413"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4425,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4413\/revisions\/4425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}