{"id":429,"date":"2012-09-24T08:17:14","date_gmt":"2012-09-24T12:17:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=429"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:55:57","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:55:57","slug":"as-the-mumu-princess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/as-the-mumu-princess\/","title":{"rendered":"As The Mumu Princess"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" title=\"j-avatar\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>May your rod soften!<\/li>\n<li>perhaps a seal<\/li>\n<li>now she was all sweet decorum<\/li>\n<li>the Mumu princess came down<\/li>\n<li>where the clumped kelp grew<\/li>\n<li>upon one elbow<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As <em>the mumu princess came down<\/em> the church aisle, Lola the wedding planner admired her fanciful wedding gown, especially <em>where the clumped kelp grew<\/em> <em>upon one elbow<\/em> in the shape of an aquatic mammal &#8212; <em>perhaps a seal<\/em>, perhaps a sea lion.<\/p>\n<p>It was a miracle they&#8217;d gotten the stubborn girl out of her mumus. Lola and her staff had earned their money there. With the help of the bride&#8217;s own father they&#8217;d convinced her something dressier than a flowing, shapeless robe was called for.<\/p>\n<p>The mumu princess was furious with her father for interfering. She&#8217;d even yelled, &#8220;<em>May your rod soften!<\/em>&#8221; which seemed to Lola a wholly inappropriate insult to hurl at one&#8217;s father.<\/p>\n<p>The mumu princess&#8217;s anger\u00a0cooled eventually, she acquiesced, and <em>now she was all sweet decorum.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Lola wished her new husband luck.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>May your rod soften! perhaps a seal now she was all sweet decorum the Mumu princess came down where the clumped kelp grew upon one elbow As the mumu princess came down the church aisle, Lola the wedding planner admired her fanciful wedding gown, especially where the clumped kelp grew upon one elbow in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,341,46,331,333,71],"class_list":["post-429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-clothes","tag-genitals","tag-parent","tag-royalty","tag-spouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=429"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2076,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions\/2076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}