{"id":426,"date":"2012-09-19T08:16:16","date_gmt":"2012-09-19T12:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=426"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:56:05","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:56:05","slug":"two-strips-of-dried-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/two-strips-of-dried-meat\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Strips of Dried Meat"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" title=\"k-avatar\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>strips of dried meat<\/li>\n<li>hissed over her bones<\/li>\n<li>with a delicate flush of exertion<\/li>\n<li>very well. We&#8217;ll take the sled<\/li>\n<li>a clump of creeping lichen<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Fuck you, Judy!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Two <em>strips of dried meat<\/em> and <em>a clump of creeping lichen<\/em> hung from the brim of Judy&#8217;s hat. When she beheld the vast bleak landscape in every direction, fear <em>hissed over her bones<\/em> like wind-driven sleet. She had entrusted not only her own life but her family&#8217;s also to a lunatic hermit.<\/p>\n<p><span>Summer had only recently abandoned these wastes, and already the threat of snow growled on the wind. Judy, <em>with a delicate flush of exertion<\/em>, had just persuaded her toothless guide that they should drag their supplies on a sled, to be prepared for the arrival of the drifts.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Very well. We&#8217;ll take the sled<\/em>,&#8221; the old man conceded haughtily.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I should think you would agree with me,&#8221; Judy said. &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you an expert on winter travel?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Fuck you, Judy!&#8221;<\/em> he proclaimed. &#8220;Next you&#8217;ll ask me what the flippers are for!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>strips of dried meat hissed over her bones with a delicate flush of exertion very well. We&#8217;ll take the sled a clump of creeping lichen &#8220;Fuck you, Judy!&#8221; Two strips of dried meat and a clump of creeping lichen hung from the brim of Judy&#8217;s hat. When she beheld the vast bleak landscape in every [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[341,238],"class_list":["post-426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-clothes","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2078,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions\/2078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}