{"id":421,"date":"2012-09-12T08:29:48","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T12:29:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=421"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:56:21","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:56:21","slug":"you-dont-have-to-whisper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/you-dont-have-to-whisper\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;You Don&#8217;t Have To Whisper&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" title=\"k-avatar\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>ten seconds and counting<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">a sleek little black bra<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">maple-leaf-red hydraulic oil<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">the color of urine on snow<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">you don&#8217;t have to whisper, boy<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">&#8220;Squishy.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">though they had no sex<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;<em>You don&#8217;t have to whisper, boy<\/em>,&#8221; growled Titania.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Squishy.&#8221;<\/em> Felix averted his eyes, trying not to look at Titania in nothing but hotpants and <em>a sleek little black bra<\/em>, seeing instead the puddles of machine fluids: <em>maple-leaf-red hydraulic oil<\/em> and coolant<em> the color of urine on snow<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry, pneumatics are out of adjustment.&#8221; Titania strutted over to the air compressor and applied the nozzle to her various pulchritude valves.<\/p>\n<p>Felix longed for the time before she was fully assembled, when he could caress her components on his terms. Now, <em>though they had no sex<\/em>, his soul flooded with guilt for even seeing her, for looking upon her animation.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gratification sequence initiated,&#8221; Titania purred. &#8220;<em>Ten seconds and counting<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ten seconds and counting a sleek little black bra maple-leaf-red hydraulic oil the color of urine on snow you don&#8217;t have to whisper, boy &#8220;Squishy.&#8221; though they had no sex &#8220;You don&#8217;t have to whisper, boy,&#8221; growled Titania. &#8220;Squishy.&#8221; Felix averted his eyes, trying not to look at Titania in nothing but hotpants and a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[85,341,305,271,182],"class_list":["post-421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bra","tag-clothes","tag-robot","tag-scifi","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=421"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2081,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421\/revisions\/2081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}