{"id":418,"date":"2012-09-10T08:12:02","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T12:12:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=418"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:56:29","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:56:29","slug":"im-getting-overeducated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/im-getting-overeducated\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Getting Overeducated"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" title=\"j-avatar\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>by the time I reached my adolescence<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">this filthy little segmented thing<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">he could make us all suffer<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">recommended the Eggs Benedict<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">his ears are adorable<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">I&#8217;m getting overeducated<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">kissed Sharon lightly on the cheek<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>I&#8217;m getting overeducated<\/em> in regards to sex. <em>By the time I reached my adolescence<\/em> I&#8217;d seen it all, thanks to my older sister Sharon.<\/p>\n<p>Our mother split when we were little, and our father was always out drinking, so it fell to Sharon to raise me and teach me the ways of the world.<\/p>\n<p>Her boyfriend&#8217;s name was Hans, and <em>he could make us all suffer<\/em> with his attempts to speak English. Sharon didn&#8217;t care. &#8220;<em>His ears are adorable<\/em>!&#8221; she would say.<\/p>\n<p>One night Hans arrived at our apartment and <em>kissed Sharon lightly on the cheek<\/em>. Mere moments later she was on her knees before him and he was pulling <em>this filthy little segmented thing<\/em> out of his trousers. I didn&#8217;t want to see any more.<\/p>\n<p>I cleared my throat to remind them I was there. Hans told me to go to the diner and get something to eat. He <em>recommended the Eggs Benedict<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by the time I reached my adolescence this filthy little segmented thing he could make us all suffer recommended the Eggs Benedict his ears are adorable I&#8217;m getting overeducated kissed Sharon lightly on the cheek I&#8217;m getting overeducated in regards to sex. By the time I reached my adolescence I&#8217;d seen it all, thanks to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[37,342,46,54,331,182,350],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-boyfriend","tag-food","tag-genitals","tag-kiss","tag-parent","tag-sex","tag-sister"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2083,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions\/2083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}