{"id":4057,"date":"2016-09-28T08:29:57","date_gmt":"2016-09-28T12:29:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=4057"},"modified":"2016-11-09T17:26:00","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T22:26:00","slug":"the-phony-mustache-portion-of-the-phony-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-phony-mustache-portion-of-the-phony-beard\/","title":{"rendered":"The Phony Mustache Portion of the Phony Beard"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>when she found out that he was married<\/li>\n<li>I don\u2019t want to smell good<\/li>\n<li>duties loomed particularly large<\/li>\n<li>the palm-reading psychic<\/li>\n<li>into a state of partial suffocation<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 114<\/strong><b>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The phony mustache portion of the phony beard blocked Svetlana&#8217;s nostrils, and between yelled insults she sucked\u00a0the actual beard portion into her mouth, buying me a moment to think while she gagged herself\u00a0<em>into a state of partial suffocation<\/em>. I wondered if\u00a0her deception of Thor required specific acts of chicanery, like when she bribed <em>the palm-reading psychic<\/em>\u00a0on the boardwalk to lie to her mother about when graduation was that year.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey,&#8221; I said, &#8220;Thor needs your help. The militant vegetarians have captured him aboard the presidential airship.&#8221; Unless they&#8217;ve killed him already, I added inwardly. If so, then Freya&#8217;s decoy <em>duties loomed particularly large<\/em> in the future. &#8220;They&#8217;ll try to force a repeal of the Ground Chuck Act, and who knows how far they&#8217;re willing to push things. <em>I don&#8217;t want to smell good<\/em> food on the grill and wonder if it&#8217;s the president.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay, okay,&#8221; Svetlana huffed. &#8220;I&#8217;ll help you rescue your silly brother, since he is the official\u00a0father of our child.&#8221; I nodded, wondering how her attitude about Thor\u00a0was going to change <em>when she found out that he was married<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>when she found out that he was married I don\u2019t want to smell good duties loomed particularly large the palm-reading psychic into a state of partial suffocation Tune in next time part 114\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Click Here for Earlier Installments The phony mustache portion [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-4057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4057"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4374,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4057\/revisions\/4374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}